A gypsy looking guy who grew up in Athens and is busting your balls about a dumb place called Kalamata. He is in love with his cheap ass ford fiesta and thinks he can pull chicks with it. Pathological liar , thats why his friends ( they are not really his friends ) call him Aisopos. The reality about this guy is that his is scared of his own shadow and the only thing that he is good at is eating toast. ( kyv is his bio dad )
Girl 1 : Ohhh fuck there is that guy with the white fiesta thats been busting our balls blasting Young Light on his speakers
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
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'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead
2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones
3.) a long, pointy chin
This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.
Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.
Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.
It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.
This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.
You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
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wife beater. feels like the toetanic all over again
as the toetanic was sinking, a trio of rusty trombone players played the song of their demise.
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as the toetanic was sinking, a trio of rusty trombone players played the song of their demise.
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From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.
Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching 3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.
Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.
From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.
Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching 3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.
Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.
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