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judy's junk

I have "Judy's Junk"!
by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014
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junk warmer

It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.
by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017
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Junk Thump

Verb - To swiftly whack someone in the genitals.
When he tried to stop her from making a scene, she laid a Junk Thump on him!
by HunterStephen June 12, 2014
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Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
by linguisologist September 24, 2014
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Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.
I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.
by tailypoe October 11, 2008
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Cock Junk

Another word for male ejaculate, cum, or semen.
When I hit the peak of my orgasm, I pulled out and released by cock junk all over her clitorous.
by T-Bone Nelson January 13, 2009
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Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)
Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare
by Kaylenn April 11, 2020
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