Evan

A pussy. That is poor and lives in a shack but says he’s rich

Evan over there making the cry baby face.

He’s making an Evan face.

by Definetlydontgotosmm May 1, 2019

Evan

Evan is power hungry super sexy funny handsome and charming a great person

Evan is a great guy

by IOI-655321 March 30, 2018

Evan

A real overconfident dick

Person: hey Evan
Evan: what’s up
Person: you’re a dick

by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019

Evan

A complete dick head who broke up with his amazing boyfriend who would have done anything for him. (fuck up)

Evan just broke up with his boyfriend

by evan 2 October 15, 2019

Evan

Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention

Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄

by Big Cock Mike June 17, 2018

Evan

An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth

Evan

by smellypranks April 23, 2019

Evan

He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.

He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.

If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.

He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.

No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.

You always come first with him no matter what.

He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.

"He is so nice, I love him so much"

Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2

by Vickid101 June 16, 2018