by Reddict January 10, 2022

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
#Vombie
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
#Vombie
Example 1
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

We were doing ninety up the road
by Taylor FTW September 2, 2012

The term "Doing a Kai" is given to an individual when they are intoxicated and laying on the floor in a paralytic state in a pile of their own sick, screaming obscene words at passers by.
Bro, don't be doing a Kai in my kitchen alright?
Ahh mate I did a Kai last weekend.
Do you even Kai bro?
Ahh mate I did a Kai last weekend.
Do you even Kai bro?
by lukeeh May 5, 2014

Mr. Rian: So what is photosynthesis?
Taelor: well i know that it doesn't have a photo in it. And when I sync my computer to my phone it connects. It has to do with something that is living. That means it isn't dead. Etc.
Eminun: Omg, she is doing a Trinity
Taelor: well i know that it doesn't have a photo in it. And when I sync my computer to my phone it connects. It has to do with something that is living. That means it isn't dead. Etc.
Eminun: Omg, she is doing a Trinity
by nottoocreative December 13, 2014

by D. Grey March 29, 2019
