Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008

Ryan Times

A student who is addicted to gaming, sex and fucking orgasm. He likes Dick not pussy

Oh, there's Ryan Times again...

by Rayn Tmes October 24, 2019

The Burning Times

One of the biggest misconceptions in the world. Contrary to some "Wiccans" beliefs, the Burning Times did not involve the mass hunting and burning of "witches." People weren't hiding their practice of "witchcraft" to prevent themselves from being killed. One african woman was practicing her native religion, likely a form of spirit worship such as voodoo. That was about it. Nearly all other accusations of "witchcraft" were because of things like make-up, adultury, and herb-lore.

Idiot Wiccan (Better known as Fluffy-Bunny): "Never again The Burning Times."
Me: Not much on actual history, outside of what Ravenwolf says, are you?

by Insanity Inc. August 14, 2006

good times, good times

Something said uncomfortably in mid-morning when your one night stand finally decides to leave after trying to hang out and stay for breakfast and conversation instead of getting the hell out!!

When Gary left the room he hugged me. I patted him on the back and said "good times, good times."

by -Nick13 October 6, 2008

Good times

phrase refering to any situation. not limited to good situations. also used for filling akward silences.

Oh you got herpies, well good times right

by Tom mclennen November 20, 2003

Burning times

A genocide that went on for several centuries where thousands of wiccans and other witches were burned at the stake by christians. We will never forget.

Have you herd about the burning times?

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

good times-related injury

Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...

Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'

Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'

by jack swaggah July 11, 2010