Normal person: Hey dude wanna grab some food?
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.
by Autumn hopp November 14, 2021
Get the Theomug. 
the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess
by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021
Get the theomug. by designtheos November 25, 2021
Get the Theosmug. tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.
Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis
by ballmama January 10, 2022
Get the Theomug. Literally the coolest friend anyone could ask for,he is loyal and is always fun to be around,always cool with everyone and is never mean at all
Theo is so fucking cool
by IsaXx May 11, 2022
Get the Theomug. Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
by Baby28 November 21, 2021
Get the Theomug.