peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel

I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night

by angry dragon master June 26, 2014

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

sticky pretzel

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.

"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"

by extracrispytea November 11, 2019

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!

"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"

by danis December 14, 2014