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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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Planked

Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.
Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!
by Punk123 June 28, 2025
mugGet the Plankedmug.

Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.
Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank
by QueenyOmygodess June 23, 2024
mugGet the Walk the plankmug.

The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.
Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss
by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022
mugGet the The Pipe and Plankmug.

planking

Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
by ViperGeek October 7, 2011
mugGet the plankingmug.

Frisbee Planks

Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.
Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.

Sure man, just start planking when your ready.
mugGet the Frisbee Planksmug.

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
mugGet the Plankmug.

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