Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

ya peanut

say it to a dweeb/ dork

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut

by flying peanut January 20, 2023

peanut lodge

Being born out of your mothers asshole.

Matt is a Peanut lodge.

by Mark Montebello December 9, 2008

lil peanut

A small black aspiring rapper on disney channels "hit" show, The Haunted Hathaways

Dinosaur rap by lil peanut.

by Luscious Dickle December 23, 2013

peanut butter

A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.

OR

Butter with peanuts in.

"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*

"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"

by Jamie the sex poo May 14, 2005

donkey peanuts

a animal and a legume (it's not a nut in common sense, actually).

also an inside joke of those who are fond of tila tequila meaning, well meaning what - i don't know yet unfortunaly. edit/add if you know...

"are you guys enjoying your donkey peanuts tonight!?"

by tylth April 26, 2006

Peanut Butter

A lubricant males tend to rub on a female's body so as to strengthen the flavour.

It can also be taken alone, but it is not highly recommended.

-"Go on, let's have sex"

-" Hold on honey, let me rub this Peanut Butter on your booty first.·

by Da Hangover May 8, 2014