schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

y list

a youtube (or other social media) "celebrity"

Merril : Yo this Fouseytube guy tries too hard. He's so cringeworthy.
Slad: He just y list.
Merril: Oh no wonder.

by Lethal Guardian September 17, 2016

UF List

The unwritten (or written) list a person keeps of the most Un-Fuckable people they know.

I just heard that Eric ****** is at the top of every woman in Eastern Idaho's UF List. What a hideous bastard he must be.

by Waiting for Never November 20, 2015

Purgatory List

The list of people you neither accept nor delete for friend requests on your social networks

Yeah Dirk Diggler, I've never met that guy, but he keeps requesting on facebook. He's definitely in my purgatory list.

Oh there was this guy that I met last night at The Abbey, he didn't ask for my number, but is friend requesting me. I'll put him in my purgatory list

by Beats By Cray March 28, 2016

nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*

Your dads on the nonce list

by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019

Kill list

People you want to murder in about 20 years so you write their names on a kill list in the back of your diary

That kid’s so annoying I’m putting him on my kill list

by Burn.book.bitch April 30, 2020

Greg's List

Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.

Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020