flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

jackin flaps

Another typical way of describing a women masturbation. just like a guy jackin dick, Jackin Flaps is jackin it with a womens vaginal flaps.

Jenny was Jackin Flaps in her bathroom upstairs during the party last night.

by The Stuffinator Knowhow March 5, 2015

elbow flap

The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly

little joey grabbed on to grandpa's elbow flap

by crinjah December 11, 2009