Desk

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Sexual position that a man is placing lego bricks on a woman making a desk on her back

Guy:1 yoo i just did the DESK with my Girl!!
Guy:2 *High-fives* wait isn't your girl my sister?

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 11, 2020

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 4, 2021

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024

Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.

Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀

by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024