Camp Rock

One of Disney's worst movies ever for 5 specific reasons:

1. A overly predictable and cliched plot taking too much from High School Musical.

2. Cliched stereotypes like the blonde diva, the burnette outsider, and the cute but cocky pop star who is spoiled but changes.

3. No real rock music (there's is a universal form of Rock music that just guitar solos and how loud it is.) but bubblegum pop and lip-synching and worst of all, no instrument playing.

4. The great way to mask the realities of rock music (mostly sex and drugs, but that generic) to make sure their target audience are safe using the Jonas Brothers and unoriginal stars.

5. Disney has finally losing its originality and growing on greed and plot formulas from their past shows and movies.

If you want to see a real rock and roll movie see "Rock & Rule" or better yet "Almost Famous". Avoid it like the plague. Don't fall into the band wagon.

Realistic Boy: What's your favorite rock movie?
Stereotypical Girl: Camp Rock. What's yours?
Realistic Boy: Rock & Rule and Almost Famous.
Stereotypical Girl: WTF?!

by Tarrank February 20, 2010

camp pembroke

An amazing place where girs go to get away from their regular lives during the year. The people at camp pembroke make friendships that last forver. Our summer sisters. The memories never die. if you go you will understand.

i love camp pembroke. i miss my brokies! i want to go home so bad!

by BROKIE December 12, 2005

Camp Wakeshma

Best place on earth. Where everyone knows your name and where you meet some of the best people ever.

lame person: hey, are you going to Camp Eberhart this year?
sweet person: hell no! I'm going to Camp Wakeshma

by well okay I guess that's cool September 20, 2009

Trump Camp

A concentration camp where children who have been separated from their parents by the government are warehoused, usually without proper food, shelter or care.

Little Carlos cried all night as he laid on the cold concrete floor at the Trump Camp with only a foil survival blanket to keep warm.

by peppy flocker June 24, 2019

urban camping

camping in an urban setting by sleeping on rooftops, under bushes, and in public parks

by David Reese August 27, 2003

Camp Sloane

A summer sleep away camp nestled in the Berkshire Mountains in Lakeville, CT. Sloane consists of 4 age groups for both boys and girls: Pios (Pioneers), Juniors, Seniors, and Students. The girls sections are located up the hills near the nature and high ropes courses. The boys sections are right near the lake. Campers sleep in platformed, canvas tents every night and once a session take portable tents to various camp sites for 'overnights.' Every session, there are talent shows, square dances, and depending on age group, co-eds. Camp Sloane offers 2 week sessions, but campers can stay for up to 8 weeks. After meals, campers chant cheers according to their age groups. The counselors are almost 90% international, and are among some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Camp Sloane is really a "place to grow."

person 1: want to come to my beverly hills mansion for the summer?

person 2: nahh, I'd rather go to camp sloane.

by gimmeone February 20, 2011

Camp Rock

Proof that Disney needs to feed on children's souls to survive.

Watch Camp Rock for your soul

by Ikin October 20, 2008