pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.

We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.

by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015

Slam Zombie

A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.

Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.

Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."

Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."

by hdag September 11, 2011

Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.

I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.

by Fussganger May 4, 2009

Zombie Flaunt

A zombie flaunt is where you take a zombie and pour cough syrup all over it, then you proceed to drape oversized pancakes over it. You can try to eat it, but it's not very edible.

Hey, you wanna come over tonight and make some zombie flaunts.

by DatSikFB October 13, 2011

zombie site

A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.

A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.

Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.

"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."

by Madelene January 1, 2013

bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.

After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk

by chilebeast March 13, 2012

keg zombie

A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.

"Dude, that party was dope until the keg zombies and pong watchers took it over."

by Trillionaire Club September 18, 2012