A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
by LankAsif February 13, 2010
by CancerOS November 04, 2016
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
by Dr Steve Stevey July 22, 2013
A love made with such intensity and energy (usually in a car) that all the windows around get fogged up and everyone can see that some hardcore lovemaking must be going down.
by For Shizil My Nizil December 22, 2006
An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
by Rytherix July 31, 2006
The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.
IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good
Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.
Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.
John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.
Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?
John:????
Me: Have all those sucked?
John: Yes! OMG YES!!
Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.
John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?
Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.
John: Why?
Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1
John: oh
Me: Yep.
IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good
Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.
Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.
John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.
Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?
John:????
Me: Have all those sucked?
John: Yes! OMG YES!!
Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.
John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?
Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.
John: Why?
Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1
John: oh
Me: Yep.
by wabbabu9776 June 07, 2009
Windows 8 is the next generation of Microsoft's Operating System family and its basically a virus that turns any capable, powerful desktop computer into a worthless pile of crap. Its a phone interface on top of a duller Windows Desktop but with some features also removed! :D The start menu disappeared by magic so its really good at making it harder than ever to find your files! :)
I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!
I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!
Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)
I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!
I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!
Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)
Idiot: Yo dawg herd bout dat cool new os Windows 8 its totally awesome!
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
by brianmillar9 November 03, 2012