touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

Invisible Touch

When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english

She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!

she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)

by random-Genesis-fan January 16, 2008

brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

touching tips

When two heads of a dick touch eachother

Touching Tips

by BON3R GARAGE July 28, 2016

The Touching Game

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child

Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 29, 2022

touch down

the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.

John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.

by TonyTheAnt October 2, 2006