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Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019
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A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012
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@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
by Reaganlol May 31, 2020
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Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
by Xerts March 5, 2022
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Tennis Player 🎾

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩

Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!
Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄
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turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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