October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
by Reaganlol May 31, 2020

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match
by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

by Xerts March 5, 2022

People who work hard and win matches. People who don’t care that some people don’t like tennis.
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩
Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!
People who don’t care that tennis isn’t a popular.
People who like tennis no matter what.
AWESOME PEOPLE! 🤩
Shoutout to coach Trish!!! Whoooo!
Tennis player 🎾: Wins a match
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄
Fans: wow this is taking forever
Popular girls: you play tennis! What a dork. 🙄
by Addi A Cheerleader ❤️ July 12, 2023

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
