Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010
Get the Craft syndromemug. Just as the beautiful birds fan their tails to catch a mate’s eye, men who believe that conspicuous displays of wealth is the best way to grab a female's attention. It is usually a delusional thought which the female see's through.
Examples of peacock syndrome:
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.
by brisinger July 17, 2014
Get the peacock syndromemug. (Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.
Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.
Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
Get the Assface Syndromemug. Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.
The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.
Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.
The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
by gethin diagnoser June 6, 2018
Get the Owen's syndromemug. When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
Get the Dick Syndromemug. Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.
My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legit case of Pastrana Syndrome!
by Nigel Bennett November 1, 2020
Get the Pastrana Syndromemug. Noun
*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
Someone with Amogus: That trash can looks sus.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
by _RPGMaster_ July 8, 2021
Get the Amogus syndromemug.