cap season

Capricorn Astrology December 22 – January 19

Cap Season is amung us!

by AngelBoo11 April 2, 2016

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010

ape season

Ape season refers to "AP tests" or high level classes with a grade of 1-5. Ape season is also a pigment of Joon's imagination.

It's Ape Season boys!

by TheMaster511511511 May 11, 2017

baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

by LuxDarling July 21, 2015

mostaccioli season

That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.

Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?

Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?

Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!

by shiftyclaybob June 14, 2010

seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.

Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.

by M3M3life December 22, 2021

seasoned pussy

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life

That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !

by boredom_at_best1116 November 16, 2017