peanut lodge

Being born out of your mothers asshole.

Matt is a Peanut lodge.

by Mark Montebello December 9, 2008

peanut 69

A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs

"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"

by Stinksta December 12, 2014

Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.

Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."

by Mike Matt-ka September 2, 2010

Peanut sack

A person who gives you a bad vibe or just someone you don’t like.

“I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a peanut sack!”

by Gkpeanut April 20, 2018

peanut butter

A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.

OR

Butter with peanuts in.

"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*

"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"

by Jamie the sex poo May 14, 2005

donkey peanuts

a animal and a legume (it's not a nut in common sense, actually).

also an inside joke of those who are fond of tila tequila meaning, well meaning what - i don't know yet unfortunaly. edit/add if you know...

"are you guys enjoying your donkey peanuts tonight!?"

by tylth April 26, 2006

Peanut Butter

A lubricant males tend to rub on a female's body so as to strengthen the flavour.

It can also be taken alone, but it is not highly recommended.

-"Go on, let's have sex"

-" Hold on honey, let me rub this Peanut Butter on your booty first.·

by Da Hangover May 8, 2014