fap pad

Using a iPad to masterbate

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad

by Dan Deweese June 2, 2018

Swag pads

A hockey goalie's pads that have a design or color pattern that shows off the goalies swag.

jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.

by thepowerhouse21 May 8, 2011

pad-ing

The art of throwing a sanitary towel (pad) into an ex-boyfriend's garden.

This will then majorly confuse them as to why a pad may have ended up in their garden..

This is an art which is incredibly difficult to master, as it requires perfect timing and precision.

It is best to be done when either drunk or high and normally in the dark at night time - so the victim can't catch you in the act!

'OH MY GOD Ellie wasn't it so insanely funny when we went pad-ing last night!'

by meow i am a cat August 23, 2012

sky pad

remote control for sky tv

Pass me the sky pad you crackpot

by Fergal Pieman October 11, 2007

mexi pad

A maxi pad is used for women's periods. A mexi pad is a bitchy Mexican that's acting like they're on their period.

Friend 1: she's being a bitch
Friend 2: is she Mexican? She's just being a mexi pad

by Gbe71979 May 10, 2016

rona pad

A discarded face mask

On the way into Walmart, the parking lot was filled with rona pads.

by Chochain January 27, 2021

maxi-pad

An apartment or house that has been tricked out like on "CRIBS".

Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"

by g-othermal October 18, 2008