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The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.
Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
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Olympic judges

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.
Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked
Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
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masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021
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Olympic medal

A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.
Aye bruh i heard your girl earned her Olympic medal.
by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015
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Olympicing

The act of watching the Olympics.
Pronounced Olympic-ing
I can't right now, I'm Olympicing.
by grrrlieagogo October 8, 2008
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Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
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