Dirty Muppet

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.

Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.

by Anthony_H March 21, 2013

Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.

That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.

by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019

muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)

Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!

by Jeemus LeBouche March 25, 2007

dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.

I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap

flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet

by thheo June 30, 2022

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

Muppet

1. Puppet characters inc. Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy
2. A friendlier way of calling someone dumb/foolish

“Oi Drew, stop being a muppet”

by }i{ EL April 16, 2022