When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
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They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"
by Phantom of fire February 7, 2023
Get the mitten mug.The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023
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by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023
Get the kitchen mitten mug.When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")
"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."
by ndwoods January 16, 2024
Get the Sleeping with the big mittens on mug.little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.
by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023
Get the butt mittens mug.The term given to gloves on oilfield and Heavy industrial sites that mock the use of PPE. Similar to "skid lid" (Hardhat) "pajamas" (FR Coveralls).etc
Strap on your bitch mittens, I dont have time to deal with paperwork because your stupid ass cut your hands up.
by Madghost28 May 6, 2023
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