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Matt

A mid-pubescent boy who often exerts his dominance over others through cup pong although he is not that good. His friends often let him win in order to keep him from crying.
I had to let Matt win again so he didn’t cry during class
by Young boyG October 10, 2019
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Matt

Dick located on forehead... because he’s a dickhead
Fuck you Matt prior @mattp7203
by Matthater7203 April 5, 2019
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Matt

A nub
Awwww this guy's a real Matt
by Bananannananananannananannana September 2, 2017
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Matt

Matt is a cretin
by freja May 19, 2018
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Matt

A small kid that is normally mentally retarted. Tells everyone how good he is at things yet he never gets good marks. Loves looking at cursed and odd things on the internet. Normally has a weird obsession with dingoes.
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
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matt-isms

Repeats of terms on urban dictionary for this guy matt whoever he is:
Is it just me or do all the names for Matt have repeated information...Hmmm, written by the same Matt? or describing the same guy?
Here are the repeats of information in the definitions (variations of terms but same gist):

treats you like a princess, charming, sex-god, sexy Beast, creep, player, many layers, confusing, hard to read, liar, beautiful eyes, never get over him, breaks your heart, easy to fall in love with, takes your breath away, sweet, man of few words, shy, quiet, luckiest girl to have him, says all the right things, awkward
did you see all the matt-isms on urban dictionary?-girl
yeah, looks like someones trying to sell themselves -guy
OR, all these girls have had the same matt lol -girl
by Mjustsayin' May 3, 2013
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matt champion

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.
"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"
by angelspacebaby May 18, 2018
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