helpidroppedmybadussy's definitions

matt

the best boyfriend in the world. hes someone you’ll never want to let go. strong, intelligent, kind, funny, endearing, sweet, and caring. someone who will risk their life on icy roads to see you even if you told them not to. someone who you could be bonnie and clyde with. someone to get abducted by aliens with. someone who you can always depend on and feel comfortable with. a best friend, an amazing lover, and a great teammate!

person 1: matt is so hot and sexy and cool and hot and sexy!
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(

by helpidroppedmybadussy January 27, 2022