Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

Dumpling

A girl that cries at any time or no reason at all.

Friend: why's she crying again for no reason?
Me: yeah bro manna's a dumpling...wet doe.

by Lunatic Raj September 24, 2017

country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex

Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

pepper dumpling

A shaven pussy with one day of growth.

My girlfriend made me a pepper dumpling last night.

by emtlauer March 17, 2016