That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.
by suddensaxon September 10, 2013
Get the Brown Ponchomug. A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
by Swinky June 1, 2009
Get the brown bidetmug. by sk1979 December 2, 2010
Get the brown sleevemug. Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.
Why?
Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.
Why?
Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017
Get the Brown Marblemug. 1.Hit song from the '80s by the Stranglers, has caused arguably some of the greatest arguments in history over it's actual meaning, although it is commonly accepted to mean def.2.
2.Heroin.
2.Heroin.
by Pres'tWick December 31, 2007
Get the Golden brownmug. The act in which one inserts there nose up another's anus in order to gain there approval, thus resulting in a brown complexion on the tip of their nose. The use of 'brown nose' is generally metaphorical however can also adopt a literal meaning.
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
Get the brown nosemug. Example 1
Bob: Wanna know something funny? Antonio Brown tweeted “Keep your emotions off the internet” and then verbally attacked JuJu for no reason.
John: Wow, he must really be jealous about not winning Team MVP. He’s still not over it?
Example 2
JuJu is lit, Antonio Brown ain’t shit.
Bob: Wanna know something funny? Antonio Brown tweeted “Keep your emotions off the internet” and then verbally attacked JuJu for no reason.
John: Wow, he must really be jealous about not winning Team MVP. He’s still not over it?
Example 2
JuJu is lit, Antonio Brown ain’t shit.
by JuJuIsTheGoat April 8, 2019
Get the Antonio Brownmug.