teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

dead texter

a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.

Bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was hit by a garbage truck while texting.

by wheelieguy September 14, 2010

cute taster

When a man has to sniff it; it smells good and then proceeds to give it a sample .

I gave her the cute taster after a nice warm bowl of chili.

by Mr magoo November 9, 2014

Teeter Totter

A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.

This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.

by ZooooomByU December 31, 2008

Teaster

a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.

A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.

by Twacker April 4, 2009

Conversation Texter

Someone who will carry on an entire conversation using only text messages.

Well, Jessica and Misty are conversation texters. I'm not, I just pick the phone up if I want to have a conversation.

Taylor is not a conversation texter. I'll text him, and he'll call me back instead of text. It's pretty annoying.

by Mjiessitcya October 28, 2009

Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.

During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)

by SJJS August 10, 2010