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Back door Tennis

When two men have gay butt sex, so one of them is nice and loose. Then they put there butts together and swap crap in between their butts.
Lets go play some back door tennis tonight.
by ooma90 December 12, 2007
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Titty Tennis

An act in which the male places his testicles on a girl's breast and then proceeds to bounce them off her chin. This is known as the serve. The balls then go to the other titty and a rally is started. The tennis match continues this way until either partner grows tired and then milkshakes are consumed.
"Hey Tabitha, are you up for a game of titty tennis? I promise I won't serve it too hard"

"My chin is still sore from the other day. Are those regulation size balls?"
by Big Dick Warrior May 27, 2009
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tennis arm

when your forearms and hands are incredibly tanned and your upper arms are totally pasty

usually from playing tennis
chris had a real bad case of tennis arm
by chairman mao tse-tung March 6, 2008
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Tennessee Turkey Calling

The noise a girl makes when she is deepthroating your cock.
Last night when Mary was deepthroating me she was Tennessee turkey calling
by USMC1108 February 24, 2010
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Tennessee

A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:

1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits
2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal
3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee
4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it
5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl"
so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that
6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October
7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those
8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight
9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night"
10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing
Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: So that is a grit?
Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is
Me: -_- no problem
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tennekey

the slang word for tenneesse
I stay in Memphis,Tennekey
by mrzbowden January 12, 2008
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Tennessee Backfire

when you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you
Dude, I blew my load in this chick's mouth the other night but then she tennessee backfired
by BoiBlue May 3, 2012
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