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[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
by D_Balls February 25, 2026
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Slippery Tiernan

A sex position whereby one party would analy penetrate his or her partner with a firearm. For satisfactory results, one should employ the use of a laser-gun.
Gwedmush. Slippery Tiernan.
by go ahead mush May 15, 2025
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len wel thirn forn fin sin sen ayn ine un

Shortened forms of the numbers from eleven to twenty, used by some musicians as a way of counting beats in music that has time signatures over ten beats per measure.
"One two three four five six seven eight nine ten len wel thirn forn fin sin sen ayn ine un...what kind of a crazy piece of music is this, in 20/16?" I'e never seen anything like it before!
by pentozali April 2, 2009
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Y'all-ternative

Someone who has both country vibes and alternative vibes
"You are country, emo, gay, an anthlete, and have good taste in music. Therefore, you're y'all-ternative."
by PaxTheWitch December 8, 2022
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ku kira keras, ternyata kertas

an Indonesian old gamers term to say someone noob
Andra : Ku kira keras, ternyata kertas
Ben : @#$&#!
by Suparman August 9, 2021
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