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Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.
-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."
by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017
mugGet the Twat Teasemug.

Pong Tease

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.
Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!
by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010
mugGet the Pong Teasemug.

tease enter

When someone puts their dick in you for less than 5 seconds then takes it out.
Guy no1: Did you fuck Emma?

Guy no2: Not really I just tease entered her.
by Dont Even Ask. June 11, 2021
mugGet the tease entermug.

Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
mugGet the Tease Sneezemug.

hustle tease

Someone who builds up your self-worth and esteem initially, and then deflates all your hopes and dreams in a "hustler" style persona move.
You are such a hustle tease to me.
by DBoy June 27, 2014
mugGet the hustle teasemug.

Fag tease

a straight male who acts gay aroung gay men just to piss them off. much like a cock tease.
Jim is acting like such a fag tease!
by zero date January 1, 2011
mugGet the Fag teasemug.

Tease boy

Tease boys they are called that because they tease your heart! They actually care, respond fast and have no commitment issues. Yet, they blindside you when they call it quits.
He made me believe I could put my heart on the line, ugh what a tease boy!
by Thegirlwiththebravehair August 15, 2019
mugGet the Tease boymug.

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