ass tease 

Equivalent resentment a homosexual feels just as a straight man feels when turned down from a prospective sexual encounter.

James: Hey John darling...what happened with that cute dude I introduced you to at the party?

John: Forget him! He was an absolute waste of time!

James: Sorry darling...didnt know he was an ass tease

ass tease by Autch-money April 16, 2010

Photo tease 

When someone is really good lookin' in pictures, but when seen in real life is a disappointment.

Girl 1: So I was looking at Bill's facebook photos last night and I thought damn that man is GOOD LOOKIN' but then I saw him at the bar last night and boy was I wrong.

Girl 2: I know right, what a photo tease.

Photo tease by This is TRACY March 3, 2010

Temperature Tease 

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties

Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.

Temperature Tease by j-boss November 8, 2007

Pong Tease 

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.

Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!

Pong Tease by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010

Fag tease 

a straight male who acts gay aroung gay men just to piss them off. much like a cock tease.

Jim is acting like such a fag tease!

Fag tease by zero date January 1, 2011

Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.

Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)

Grade Tease by Northern1 April 6, 2011

horizon tease 

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

horizon tease by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011