Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man June 12, 2016

Unicorn Tears

A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.

by No Side Effects August 24, 2008

Male tears

The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists

The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen

by Ethan wilson February 8, 2018

Teargasum

When someone starts crying uncontrollably; starts crying like crazy

Last night, When i dumped my GF Shelly. Her friend told me that she went home and had a teargasum

by Sweet Loo October 21, 2007

Poppy Tears

Opium. Called "poppy tears" because the opium is harvested out of a plant by making an incision on the immature poppy fruit. The latex liquid runs down the plant, similar to tears.

Hey man, you gonna give me some of that poppy tears?

by FAGGET1541254125125512515 March 12, 2011

bald eagle tears

The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce

I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all

by Shore redneck January 25, 2014

It will end in tears

Something said to too people who are deeply inlove and need to be reminded that that shit is going to end soon (no hate intended)

Those too are allways posting each other you will see it will end in tears by December you will see

by DaniSouthAfrica September 27, 2020