Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.
by Brendanbot5000 January 26, 2022
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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 22, 2009
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Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection
Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!
by Hey Hallie February 16, 2021
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target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.
Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!
by poopassnigger February 19, 2021
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pud target

A girl whos face you would like to spunk on.
Did you see Roxy tonight?She might as well have written PUD TARGET on her face with a sharpie.
by dongis September 16, 2008
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meme target

a meme target is a person who is easy to make a meme out of.
"wow i have so many memes of him he is such a meme target"
by memetarget April 26, 2017
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Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.
That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.
by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011
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