bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 September 5, 2015

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

cock tennis

A game that surprisingly doesnt involve much tennis.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.

Adam beat me at cock tennis last night.

by McLovin Babeson May 16, 2008

tanning bed

A great way to get dark. Just get into a nice capsule and come out dark. This process can take 8-30 minutes.

I need a tan for homecoming..Im going to the tanning salon

by Avid Tanner June 27, 2005

Tanise

She likes food,soccer,food,music and instagram.plays cello, but wants to quit. She is hella hot!(no homo) and she is my best friend...

Kid 1:Hey! Did you see Tanise? She scored a goal while eating McDonalds French fries, and then played victory music on the cello and took a selfie in 10 seconds!!
Kid 2: DAYUM I should hook up wit her

by Tanisesstalker April 24, 2016

Tanning

Laying in the sun when its sunny

im boutta go tanning outside in the hot sun cus its summer

by pimp chronicles April 20, 2011

marsbar tennis

The Art of Placing a Frozen Mars bar up ones arse then shitting it into someone else willing arse. Practised by gay monkeys

Jesus Christ tom !look those monkeys are playing a spot of Marsbar tennis

by cd 1981 June 15, 2006