taint gobbler 

someone that enjoys consuming the area between a mans bootyhole and pp

im a really good taint gobbler

taint gobbler by noahtaame March 15, 2022

taint sweeping 

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

taint sweeping by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Taint salad 

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

Taint salad by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023

Ring Tailed Bandit 

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.

Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?

Ring Tailed Bandit by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

fetal taint 

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

fetal taint by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

Thumb taint 

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

Thumb taint by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013

lip taint 

The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.

Johnny's mustache will not grow in his lip taint.

lip taint by seerowdy January 10, 2014