Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009

The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

by Dot January 4, 2005

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

by mcmugger June 30, 2011