Table kink

A kink where you find tables sexually arousing. No i definitely did not make this up and put it on here for kinsters like me and my friends to find it. Zoë if u see this hi its lyle anyways. Tables you love them. Mmm

Haha man really? I have a major table kink!

by Beastmaster616 June 08, 2018

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FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

by Fridayso August 16, 2019

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table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

by Dot January 04, 2005

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Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 31, 2016

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