this is an institution that is the pirated mixture of "OX"FORD and CAM"BRIDGE" were they fuck around with lil bitch ass m"£$£& fuckers. Most teachers here are fucked in the anus and the house parents have 5 minute brain-touch, Den dey go crazy for no fucking reason. DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS HERE!!
HAFIZ - * enters kitchen and lawal slaps his ass *
HOUSE PARENT - * TELLS HAFIZ * I'm seizing your phone
EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN - * WHATTTTT *
HOUSE PARENT - "welcome to Oxbridge tutorial college"
HOUSE PARENT - * TELLS HAFIZ * I'm seizing your phone
EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN - * WHATTTTT *
HOUSE PARENT - "welcome to Oxbridge tutorial college"
by fuckoxbridge150 September 17, 2018
Get the Oxbridge Tutorial College mug.Tu Tu, is an action which is not unsimilar to ignoring someone, but its done in a non malicious way.
TuTu is usually made by a Derek, Dez or Dezza, however, it has been known to spill out onto friends that are close to him, and it has been known to affect Trevs .
In laymans terms, its when you text, call or ask a Derek/Dezza/Dez a question, or even say something which requires a response and to recieve nothing, however, it is responded to, in said Derek/Dezza/Dez's own time.
Average response time is usually 5 days
Longest known response time was, 7 weeks.
Definitions,
TuTu'd:: I asked him last week, but he's tutu'd me
TuTu'ing: I asked him yesterday, but i think he TuTu'ing me.
TuTu is usually made by a Derek, Dez or Dezza, however, it has been known to spill out onto friends that are close to him, and it has been known to affect Trevs .
In laymans terms, its when you text, call or ask a Derek/Dezza/Dez a question, or even say something which requires a response and to recieve nothing, however, it is responded to, in said Derek/Dezza/Dez's own time.
Average response time is usually 5 days
Longest known response time was, 7 weeks.
Definitions,
TuTu'd:: I asked him last week, but he's tutu'd me
TuTu'ing: I asked him yesterday, but i think he TuTu'ing me.
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1/ I went round my mate Todd's house to pick up my golf clubs and almost killed myself tripping over all his tutt.
2/ Mark's desk was so covered in tutt he could hardly find his phone.
2/ Mark's desk was so covered in tutt he could hardly find his phone.
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Did you hear that Jims wife told him to retire? He got tutted because he did not have all of his retirement points and lost all of his medical insurance and lost his suplemant plan. What a dumbass.
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