To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.
by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026
Get the Speedo torpedo mug.To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.
by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026
Get the Speedo torpedo mug.While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Get the Torpedo-style mug.Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"
by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024
Get the Corned Beef Torpedo mug.When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.
"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"
by anonymous April 27, 2025
Get the Unholy Torpedo mug.The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024
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