Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022

Toobs

Too bad.

Want a drink of my Dr Pepper? Toobs.

by GetALifeMom February 13, 2023

Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.

Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023

Toobigtoshit

The turd that’s too big to shit. It makes you sit there for hours just to get a tiny pinch of your monstrously large loaf

“Dude you’ve been there for an hour, you feelin ok?”
“Yea dude I’m fine it’s just I got turf that’s toobigtoshit, and no matter how hard I push, it’s toobigtoshit

by Shitnpiss June 16, 2023

toobad

Too bad but you need it to be one word

Guy 1: I want a sandwich
Guy 2: toobad!!

by WildPigeons24 August 8, 2024

TOOBIN

getting lit

Karen and her friends were toobin on a Friday night

by Laonservadora369 September 29, 2023

toobsies

the cutest and nicest girls girl she is literally the prettiest ever and everyone should have a toobsies in their life. they have horrible taste in the males species but yeah!! she also has a monkey as a patronus which is a bit telling tbh. anyways a toobsies is always soso kind and funny and ur missing out if you don’t have one🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️

toobsies is literally THAT girl🎀

by dwaynetherock999 January 22, 2024