Times are tough

A quote from a mentally deranged man from 8 bit theater

Fighter: Good morning!
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: How are you?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Wanna swordfight?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: Are you mentally deranged?
Tat Dude: Times are tough.
Fighter: ...

by Times are tough. July 17, 2004

No tread on the tires

Refers to the tightness of a girl's vagina. If a girl has a loose vag, she is said to have very little (if any) tread on her tires.

Hey, how was hooking up with Sarah last night?
Let's just say there's no tread on the tires.
She was that loose?
It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Gross.

by The Girl Who Waited November 29, 2014

Hard Times

When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City

Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!

"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt

by Tdavis April 11, 2007

happy fun times

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

by EvanJM February 8, 2007

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

by toddx February 3, 2010