thumper

The stupid lower middle class bastards who think they are ghetto, dress like they are still in high school - though most are around 30 years of age - usually drive small cars (like Hondas) that are painted in strange color variations (usually of blues or purples) and have their "gangsta" names in plastic stick-on letters on the side window of their thumper car which traditionally has less value than the modifications made to it. The name "thumper" comes from the annoyingly loud, repetetive and artistically devoid music which they prefer.

"Damnit, look at that jackass thumper, I wish he'd turn his friggin' music down."

by KKR November 25, 2006

Dry Trumped

Getting screwed by the president while fully clothed.

I thought the president supported my issues but it turns out I was Dry Trumped,

by Walter Ego1 March 10, 2017

Thumper Dumper

n. The act of masturbating during a poo; alternately, the act of pooping while masturbating

Thumper Dumpers are a great way to save time in the morning.

by NicCagedHeart January 9, 2017

thumper

When you're going down on someone or having sex and their leg won't stop twitching...

You better bring a helmet. She's a thumper.

by NotAThumper July 13, 2009

trumped

To be grabbed by the pussy without consent. Based on a 2005 recording of 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump bragging about being able to grab women “by the pussy” as acceptable behavior for celebrities.

Kenny: So she sat next to you the whole time, and you didn't try anything?
Dave: What was I supposed to do. Not like I'm gonna trump her just like that.
Kenny: Dude, I know but you never know. She might like getting trumped. It's not like Ivy's 16.

Dave: Or is she?
Kenny: :|
Kenny: brb seeking long-term therapy

by artist6000 October 15, 2016

Trumped

Trumped is what you say to liberals when they cry because Hillary Clinton lost and that Donald trump is president.

Liberal - "its so sad Hillary lost"
Conservative - "That's because you got Trumped bitch"

by ML69 February 4, 2017

trumpedo

taking a dump when your drunk

dude, hold my beer, im gonna go blast a trumpedo it that kids face

by Derty Cap'n J April 7, 2005