walrus

another name for ratkid

I HAD TO CATCH A RATKID
/me looks for WALRUS

by ELEETKRODE April 2, 2003

Walrus Syndrome

Walrus Syndrome is when you have the ability to impregnate a woman with 10 or more children at once. In my case, I impregnated a woman with 200+ kids.

Oh fuck, I think I have walrus syndrome because I fucked this girl and now she's got like 200+ kids. Blimy

by Ur nan678 April 14, 2019

Frosting Walrus

A sexual act where, as one ejaculates in a mouth, they then punch their partner in the stomach, forcing jizz to shoot out the persons nose.

DUDE!!! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GAVE THAT GIRL A FROSTING WALRUS LAST NIGHT...WHAT THE BEAN!

by ?bean May 3, 2009

Sad Walrus

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth and the excess jizz seeps out the sides of her mouth thus making her sad creating walrus tusks.

Yo your girlfriend was great last night, I gave her a sad walrus!

by Francois Bacon February 28, 2011

Fat Walrus

A term used most often to define a strange yet interesting man with quick wit.

He mumbled something about Sid and Nancy before and walked away." "What a fat walrus."

by flyingtoastergirl1212 January 20, 2011

Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.

Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!

by Josh F. November 28, 2007

frothy walrus

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth, and before she can spit, he blocks her mouth with his finger so that cum squirts out on both sides of her mouth, like walrus tusks.

My wife almost choked and got cum on her shirt when I gave her the frothy walrus.

by Jenny, Paul, Lauren, Billy, Jess, and "B" May 26, 2008