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The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.
*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
by beatgoon June 28, 2011
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Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.
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table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.
"Jessica is a total table niner."
by Dot January 4, 2005
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table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce
by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020
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Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010
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Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked
by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022
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Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.
Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW
by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016
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