Monster Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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monster mash

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others
oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again
by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006
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Fudge monster

A really big turd,so big that it fills the entire toilet.
Woww dude that fudge monster is fucking huge!!!!!
by Pseudonymoustrous July 24, 2012
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Blue Monster

A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe
That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth
by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019
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jager monster

when you get way drunk and make major mistakes from drinking jagermeister.
Dude the Jager Monster got me last night. Or come help me kill this Jager Monster in my Freezer.
by Sun Raindrop March 05, 2010
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Bitch Monster

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.
There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.
by Atmosphere1 April 13, 2009
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Monster boots

A pair of ass-kicking boots, normally combat boots or platforms, Demonia makes a lot of bad ass ones.
Holy shit did you see her monster boots, she could totally kick your ass!
by Jade Lilli December 23, 2009
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