A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017
Get the the crazy sexy matrixmug. Matrix (noun): 1. A chart or a table. 2. Information about matter. 3. An intersection of mind and matter. 4. The Universe, especially with the pretext that reality is a computer simulated illusion.
by Rob Matrix July 22, 2019
Get the matrixmug. You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!
by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020
Get the The Bavarian Matrixmug. Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
Get the Pronoun Matrix Simulationmug. A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
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Get the Hot Matrix Nutmug. A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”
Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024
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