Lamp(loveless)

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L.a.m.p. sucks

by Pimpen May 17, 2003

Lamp shade

Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy

Your just a lamp shade

by Tjmcpc June 9, 2018

Lava lamp blast

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans

Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud

by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017

kewpie doll lamp

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck

"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"

by Michael Gladman April 23, 2006

Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

i love lamp

Something that is said back to a person who just stated a non sequitar.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Person 2: The number one killer of domestic cats is feline AIDS.
Person 1:...I love lamp.

by CLRobertson July 8, 2005

Personal Lava Lamp

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018