pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016

worst father

Troy Guild

Troy Guild is the worst father

by Thetruthforyall April 7, 2018

Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community

chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022

Father-Zone

When a man gives a fatherly role and a woman falls in love but here rejected.

"Dude, I had to "Father-Zone" Samantha last night. It was brutal"

by Carl Bismarck September 27, 2021

Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022