by saittoh March 6, 2008

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

A cool little egg with sunglasses. A mascot of a microwave egg cooker brand advertized on informercials and later popularized by the YouTube channel "Cold Ones", who have made and sold merch of the character. Quite the funny lil fella indeed.
by iloveninja April 12, 2022

our god is an egg, our toilet is an egg, our bed is an egg, our phone is an egg, EVERYTHING IS AN EGG. JOIN THE EGG CULT AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO AN EGG
by oat lover ally April 28, 2021

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.
by sci-isms May 9, 2019

Golf balls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf class at the local community college class because they're just too lazy to pick them up.
by Two Bum, Inc. January 4, 2008

Similar to My Bones!, My Eggs can be said in a variety of situations to convey anger, dissapointment, surprise, disgust, etc. as well as actually something to do with eggs
"My eggs!" - after finding your family laughing at your expense
"My eggs!" - after falling over
"My eggs!" - after dropping some eggs which you have recently purchased
"My eggs!" - after falling over
"My eggs!" - after dropping some eggs which you have recently purchased
by Jankulovski March 23, 2009
