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driver's cramp

(n) The cramp a new driver gets in their right leg within the first few weeks of obtaining a learner's permit or driver's license.
Oh man, my driver's cramp is killing me!
by way2muchPie4u April 9, 2010
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Indian Driver

A totally respectable person, otherwise a lunatic driver who is not outside the cultural norm. Driving on either side of the road is optional. Tooting the horn is compulsory, and death shall have no dominion! Be driven in India and die of fright!
You may find an Indian Driver in Delhi, New Delhi, Varanasi, Lumbini. Sarnath, Nalanda. At Kushinagar, Kathmandu, Pokhara you might find a saner variety, known as a Napali! Buddha bless Nepal!
by Davedavies October 2, 2013
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Penis Driver

1. One who drives a penis
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:

1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.
Mike Harris is such a penis driver
by Jennifer Drouin January 31, 2004
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backseat driver

Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.
It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!
by kirasakuya July 6, 2011
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uber driver

margret is out with her uber driver tonight
by lacheeelll December 11, 2017
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Cab Driver

Guy 1: "I-I be fffucked up yo."

Guy 2: "Call a-a-a cab brooo."

Cab Driver: "Ah shit."
by Skigz August 19, 2010
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dew-driver

A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.
by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004
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